Three reps survive the TMZ hit squad

Rep. John Duncan Jr. (R-Tenn.) loves McDonald’s double cheeseburger and sundae (spare him the healthy apple dippers), Sen. Joe Lieberman thinks Mickey D’s has the best coffee in America, and Rep. Joseph Cao (R-La.) flips for the spicy McChicken (is that a Louisiana thing?). TMZ deftly tied this harsh line of questioning to the recession, declaring the lair of the dollar menu to be recession-proof. Watch the video!

Schockingly, the young congressman from Illinois wasn’t asked about his fast-food preferences yesterday, but was awarded best abs over Obama after a shirtless pic of the rep surfaced. Hey, it was CNN who asked him to strip first!

Capitol Hill is handling its new Thirty Mile Zone designation well, and now realize the airport isn’t as safe as it used to be…